she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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