and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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