I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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