Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
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all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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