I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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