I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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