Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
