And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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