yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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