i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Fuck appropriateness.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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