i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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