Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She's like a pop up book from hell.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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