Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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