Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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