Dual....:-)
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize