Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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