I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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