That's intense
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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