Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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