so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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