found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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