Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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