Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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