absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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