I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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