in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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