you turned your livingroom into a bong?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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