you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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