Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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