u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i barfeds in our rink
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
you win again, gameday.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
PANTIES FOUND
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