thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
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