I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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