Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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