We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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