Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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