Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize
