I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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