So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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