Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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