Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
