Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
