Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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