You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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