Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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