you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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