We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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