i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
