Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
