Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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