He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Sext me about skeletons
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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