Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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