have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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