hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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